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Posted by John Crutchfield on Thursday, October 02, 2008 7:49:20 AM
WARNING: Through clandestine operations, I have obtained a top secret list of likely candidates for Cabinet and other key positions within an Obama administration.  At great personal risk, I'm releasing this highly sensitive information.  Only those of you with top level security clearance will be able to view this encrypted material.
 
 
Secretary of:
 
State:.................................................................................................................................................................Jimmy Carter
 
Defense:..............................................................................................................Michael Dukakis or anyone from Code Pink
 
Atty. General:......................................................................................................................................................Al Sharpton
 
Interior:.......................................................................................................................Anyone from the Sierra Club or PETA
 
Agriculture:.................................................................................................................................................Cheech & Chong
 
Commerce:...........................................................................................................Position eliminated.  There is no commerce.
 
Labor:............................................................................................................................................................Jimmy Hoffa Jr.
 
Housing and Urban Development:........................................................................................................................Tony Rezko
 
Transportation:..................................................................................................................................................Ted Kennedy
 
Health and Human Services:.............................................................................................................................Howard Dean
 
Education:......................................................................................................................................................Ward Churchill
 
Veterans Affairs:...................................................................................................................................................John Kerry
 
Homeland Security:..................................................................................................................................Abu Jihad al-Masiri
 
Energy:............................................................................................................Joe Kennedy with an assist from Hugo Chavez 
          
Treasury.................................................................................................................................William Jefferson (D) Louisiana
 
Chief of Staff: (and strep).................................................................................................................................George Sorros
 
Other Positions:
 
Press Secretary:................................................................................................................................................ Parris Hilton
Federal Reserve Chairman:...............................................Position eliminated.  Responsibilities transferred to the World Bank.
Faith Based Initiatives:...................................................................................................................................Jeremiah Wright
Director of the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosives...............................................................William Ayers
Administrator of the Environmental Protection Agency...............................................................................................Al Gore
Director of National Drug Control Policy...........................................................................................................Marion Barry
Director of the Office of Management and Budget...........................................................................................Charles Rangle
CIA Director:...................................................................................................................................................Valerie Plame
FBI Director:........................................................................................................................................................Bill Clinton
First Supreme Court Nominee:...................................................................Someone from the Ninth Circuit Court of Appeals
 
Now, here's the scary part.  As bizarre as this list may seem to those not smoking a bone at the moment, most would surely be perfectly acceptable to the radical left.  And let's not forget, they're deep at every position, loaded with foreign and domestic policy experts like Michael Moore, Whoopie Goldberg, Alec Baldwin, Barbara Streisand, Sean Penn and Jane Fonda. 
 
This group is committed to the destruction of the American way of life.  Our mission is to prevent this from happening.  The future of our country is in your hands.  Good luck.
 
 
 
 
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Kos I Said So

Posted by John Crutchfield on Thursday, September 25, 2008 8:06:20 AM
Something remarkable is happening.  The Daily KOS is cleaning up it's act.  Most of the hate-filled vile spittle that typically comes from the KOS bloggers has been taken down from the website and there's a conspicuous absence of new hateful material being posted.  What's up with that - a change of heart?  Don't bet on it.
 
Some conservatives have a theory as to why the socialist website has changed it's ways.  The content typically is so disgusting and offensive that its been rallying support for the republicans leading to speculation that the site is now censoring posts from their usual subscribers.  Its been rumored that the Obama campaign has called on bloggers to tone down their remarks.  If it's true, that would be in keeping with standard liberal strategy of disguising who Obama and his followers really are.  The entire web is being sanitized of anything that could damage Obama's campaign.  The godless leftists and socialists are attempting to downplay the level of disrespect and utter hatred they have for America and especially anyone familiar with the Bible. The left is betting we have a short memory.
 
For years, bloggers on the left have posted terrible commentary leveled at republicans and conservatives.  Some of the most hateful and disgusting things imaginable have been part of the daily stench emanating from the sewer that is KOS.  Typically, charges against the targets of their hate are never substantiated with credible evidence and therefore are lies by default.  We shouldn't be too surprised as the truth is of no interest to the Marxist army threatening this nation.
 
Ah, but don't worry. There's still a bubbling cauldron of hate out there for anything conservative, capitalist and decent.  The lid may be on for now, but as we get closer to November 4th, the pot will boil over, especially if the republicans look strong going into the last few weeks of the contest.  New evidence of hardened hearts shouldn't be hard to find.  After all, the left can't open its mouth without spilling a bucket of bile and triggering the gag reflex in the rest of us. 
 
Obama's "lipstick on a pig" comment revealed the disrespect he has for Sarah Palin. Charles Rangle called Palin "disabled".  Michelle Obama chided us not to "vote for her because she's cute".  Good advice except for the condescending use of the word "cute".  "Cute" was intended as an insult.  "Cute" is what we call a child.  "Cute" is what the elitist Michelle Obama believes is Palin's only quality.  Comments of this nature reveal the spiteful and disrespectful attitude the left has for decency, but they pale in comparison to the attitudes of some of the rank and file.
 
Take Sandra Bernhard, for instance.  Bernhard, a so called "comedienne" recently warned Palin to stay out of Manhattan lest "she be gang raped by some of her big black brothers".  Her recent rant is available on NewsBusters where she called Palin a "b**ch" and a "wh*re" and demanded she not reference the "f***ing" Old Testament".  Now, that's what I'm talkin' about!  Nice, if you like projectile vomiting.  And there's no evidence she ever attend Jeremiah Wright's church.  Go figure. 
 
For them, Jesus died.  He said in Matthew 5:44: "Love your enemies and pray for those who persecute you."  Just how hard is that? 
 
The remarks of people like Sandra Bernhard are disturbing and repulsive to me and it illustrates clearly the majesty of God's love for ALL.  But it also highlights my own corruption as well and the rest of the world can rejoyce in the fact that I'm not God.  I could not send my son to die for their sins.  I could not stand to see Him suffer mercilessly for their iniquities only to have them reject the gift of His sacrifice.  I would be angry.  I would not attempt to block their way on the road to hell, and in many cases, I might even speed up their journey. 
 
Yup, this is who they are - broken, bitter, angry and morally bankrupt.  We could go on all day about it, but I've gotta go. There's something in my eye.
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Prospecting in Alaska

Posted by John Crutchfield on Thursday, September 18, 2008 8:25:54 AM
Democrats and left wing media outlets have dispatched a small army of prospectors to Alaska in search of gold.  The modern day version of gold is actually dirt, but it will be as good as gold to anyone lucky enough to muck up Sarah Palin's bid for Vice President.  The first to break a story that destroys the candidate would undoubtedly becom an instant icon to America haters.  It's safe to say they're feverishly digging in the hills and panning every stream in search of the antidote to Sarah Palin.
 
Of course, nothing is off limits to the hate America crowd.  They're one step away from adopting the methods of William Ayers to begin with, so we should be thankful this is only a war of words.  It could be much worse.  And if the republicans win in November, it probably will get worse.  After seeing what the hate driven media have done to Bush, Cheney and Rice, imagine what we can expect from a godless pack that finds no fault with attacking Sarah Palin's children.  Far left media jackals are among the most vicious and dangerous people in America.
 
Prepare for a mudslide as miners dig up gastly evidence of skeletal remains in Palin's back yard.  The discovery of any bone fragments will surely stir rumors that an illegal abortion was performed on Palin's daughter - possibly by Palin, herself.  DNA evidence released on November 5th will show the bone fragments were actually part of a field mouse, but that won't matter to the radical left.  To them, what happened doesn't matter.  What they think "could" have happened is what matters.  Winning is everything and they'll resort to even the most despicable means to achieve their goal.
 
Did Sarah Palin's third cousin, twice removed ever fish without a license?  MSNBC is probably on the case right now.  Democrats will demand parking tickets and documents of every description be turned over for a complete forensic examination.  Every member of Palin's family will be forced to accept a full media colonoscopy.
 
The media are trying to score with things like "Troopergate" where Palin alegedly tried to get her former brother-in-law fired from the State Police.  They don't seem to care much that the guy tazered his ten year old stepson though.  Getting fired is too good for this guy.  He should have been locked up too. 
 
And then there's the library non-scandal claiming Palin aledgedly tried to fire a librarian over some issue of censorship.  The indignant defenders of free speech are up in arms even though it's been disclosed that the question of censorship was a hypothetical one on the part of the governor.  Let's see, the Clintons fired how many people from the White House Travel Office?  Oh, that's right - that was different.  As usual, the hypocrisy of liberals defies logic or description.
 
Now the Alaskan legislature, lead by committed Obama supporters, is investigating Palin for possible ethics violations over "Troopergate" and hint of an "October surprise".  They suggest the governor might even face impeachment as a result of that investigation and intend to release the results on October 31st.  Pretty well timed, wouldn't you say?  Isn't that just the kind of filthy, gutter politics we've come to expect from democrats?  Glad I'm not one of them.
 
Democrats can't afford to talk about the real issues after two years of the "do nothing congress" that brought us four dollar gas. They are furious that McCain would beat them to the punch in selecting a woman as his running mate.  That he would have the audacity to select a pro-life conservative female drives the left into a rage and they are trying desperately to smear Palin.  Ben Franklin, in Poor Richard's Almanac once said:  "Take it from Richard, poor and lame, what's begun in anger ends in shame."
 
The fact that liberals hate Palin with such passion is evidence enough that she's the right person for the VP job.  Isaiah 57:20 says this:  "But the wicked are like the troubled sea; for it cannot rest, and it's waters cast up mire and dirt." 
 
Whether you strike it rich or not, there is one unavoidable consequence to digging in dirt - you get dirty.  Far left prospectors, rich in hatred, are selling their souls for a mother lode of fools gold. 
 
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Congress At War With America

Posted by John Crutchfield on Thursday, July 17, 2008 7:24:45 AM
This week, President Bush lifted the executive order banning offshore oil exploration.  The move may be nothing more than symbolic however, because congress must add it's blessing as well.  Given Nancy Pelosi's long standing opposition to the idea, it's probably safe to say the proposal is DOA.  Liberals in congress will fight this at every turn and propose their own remedies for higher energy costs, none of which will add one drop of energy to help meet our needs nor bring the costs down.
 
It's understandable why those in the pockets of environmentalists would want to cover their backsides when it comes to increasing domestic oil supply.  The last thing they want to do is appear to their constituents as enabling evil oil company executives to further increase revenues.  Meanwhile, frustration at the pump grows to the point where people are willing to consider even the most inane remedial proposals.  There's an old Yankee saying that applies to situations like this. "Do something, even if it's wrong."
 
Politicians pandering to an agitated electorate have threatened to punish oil companies for having the gall to make a profit in these tough economic times.  But oil companies don't set prices.  The market sets the price based on the principle of supply and demand.  It's no more complicated than that.  Still, some think a windfall profits tax will teach oil companies a lesson.  Here's a tip for consumers.  If that happens, expect to pay a little more at the pump.
 
Government has no right to limit the profit of any company in a free market economy and absolutely no power to do so in the global marketplace.  If it did, we'd be enjoying two buck gas.  If China is willing to pay more for oil than we are, don't be surprised to see OPEC supertankers sailing east instead of west.  Which brings us to the real question we should be asking.  What if we can't get all the oil we need?
 
It's important to remember that nearly everything we eat, drink and wear comes to us via truck, train and airplane, all of which run on some form of fossil fuel.  Our homes are heated by fossil fuels or byproducts thereof.  Imagine if that supply was interrupted indefinitely.
 
How long can you heat your home on the remaining contents of your oil tank?  How long can you survive on the food in your refrigerator-freezer?  Faced with the prospect of starving or freezing to death, you'd probably grab your family and head for greener pastures - if only you had some gas.  Perhaps we'd be better served to stop obcessing about the price of gas and turn more attention to the availability.  Therein lies the greatest threat to our country.
 
We've allowed environmental extremists to hijack US energy policy via the lie that is global warming.  Environmentalists have successfully pressured congress into preventing offshore exploration for domestic oil leaving this country vulnerable to any number of international threats, including those which could ultimately bring about our demise.  If our oil supply was suddenly cut off, this country would collapse in a hurry.
 
Members of congress are directly responsible for the dangerous position we find ourselves in today.  They have not acted in the best interest of this country and it's citizens.  Their treasonous actions have led America to the brink of possible destruction by rendering us at the mercy of those who would just as soon see us dead.  Of course, none of this bothers far left members of the democratic party and socialists everywhere who despise capitalism and the American way of life.
 
As emerging markets grow in places like China and India, we can expect to see ever increasing energy problems due to competition for existing oil supplies.  By preventing the increase of our domestic supply, liberals in congress are waging a stealth war on America - quietly enabling the enemies of this great nation. 
 
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