Posted by
John Crutchfield on Thursday, December 18, 2008 8:37:03 AM
In the spirit of the season, I offer the following - a revised edition of Rudolph sung by my dear old grandpappy, Burl Crutchfield...... OK, here we go!
You know Daschle, Emmanuel, Volcker and Clinton.
That's not exactly the change we envisioned.
But do you recall one who won't be making the ball?
Blago the bouffant guber, had a senate seat for sale
and when the feds learned of it, he was facing time in jail.
All of the other suspects hoped they wouldn't hear their names
on the taped conversations Pat Fitzgerald had obtained.
Then one sorry autumn eve, lawmen came to say:
"Sing us a sweet song tonight, or you'll go away."
Then how Barack disowned him, worried he might cop a plea.
Blago the bouffant guber, treacherous is his story.
Trea cher ous is his sto ry.
Thank you. Thank you very much. =)