Secretary of:
State:.................................................................................................................................................................Jimmy Carter
Defense:..............................................................................................................Michael Dukakis or anyone from Code Pink
Atty. General:......................................................................................................................................................Al Sharpton
Interior:.......................................................................................................................Anyone from the Sierra Club or PETA
Agriculture:.................................................................................................................................................Cheech & Chong
Commerce:...........................................................................................................Position eliminated. There is no commerce.
Labor:............................................................................................................................................................Jimmy Hoffa Jr.
Housing and Urban Development:........................................................................................................................Tony Rezko
Transportation:..................................................................................................................................................Ted Kennedy
Health and Human Services:.............................................................................................................................Howard Dean
Education:......................................................................................................................................................Ward Churchill
Veterans Affairs:...................................................................................................................................................John Kerry
Homeland Security:..................................................................................................................................Abu Jihad al-Masiri
Energy:............................................................................................................Joe Kennedy with an assist from Hugo Chavez
Treasury.................................................................................................................................William Jefferson (D) Louisiana
Chief of Staff: (and strep).................................................................................................................................George Sorros
Other Positions:
Press Secretary:................................................................................................................................................ Parris Hilton
Federal Reserve Chairman:...............................................Position eliminated. Responsibilities transferred to the World Bank.
Faith Based Initiatives:...................................................................................................................................Jeremiah Wright
Director of the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosives...............................................................William Ayers
Administrator of the Environmental Protection Agency...............................................................................................Al Gore
Director of National Drug Control Policy...........................................................................................................Marion Barry
Director of the Office of Management and Budget...........................................................................................Charles Rangle
CIA Director:...................................................................................................................................................Valerie Plame
FBI Director:........................................................................................................................................................Bill Clinton
First Supreme Court Nominee:...................................................................Someone from the Ninth Circuit Court of Appeals
Now, here's the scary part. As bizarre as this list may seem to those not smoking a bone at the moment, most would surely be perfectly acceptable to the radical left. And let's not forget, they're deep at every position, loaded with foreign and domestic policy experts like Michael Moore, Whoopie Goldberg, Alec Baldwin, Barbara Streisand, Sean Penn and Jane Fonda.
This group is committed to the destruction of the American way of life. Our mission is to prevent this from happening. The future of our country is in your hands. Good luck.